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Random Summer Updates

Journal Entry: Tue Jul 1, 2008, 11:45 AM
As I told you on my last journal,I will try to be on every day of the summer to fave things.I will try my best to fave several things every day,through collecting.
By looking at what I fave/collect,you can find out all kinds of stuff about me you didn't know.
You can find out what animals,cars,photography,
and concepts I'm in to,plus much more!Take a look through my favorites gallery.I gurantee you'll learn at least one thing from them.

Now,on to other things.I'm finally done with :iconskunkpine3231: 's request.All I like now is clearing off my scanner and scanning it up to upload.I'll try to have it up tomorrow.
--I'm so busy right now that scanning this might take a little while....it took me several days to clear up time to get on the computer....which is extremely abnormal of me...I'm usually on at least dA everyday...But,I've not been on since this journal was originally posted..June 23.--

I killed Tyler.
Very seriously I did.

**MORE EDITS**
I probably won't be on until Saturday or Sunday because of my big sale thingie.I have to go tomorrow to fix my tables and gazebo.Luckily,on all three days, :iconjadanni: is going with me!
--other things--
Things That Have Happened To Me:
~CUT OFFS~
*Cut off by a Ford Bronco
*Cut off by a Mercedes-Benz luxury SUV
*Cut off by a Chevy Cavalier
~OTHER VEHICLULAR INCIDENTS~
*Been in a motor vehicle accident
*Been tailgated by nearly every major make of vehicles--including Chevy,Dodge,Ford,Pontiac,etc.
*Nearly ran over by 18 wheelers--including Kenworth,Peterbilt,etc.
~RANDOM THINGS~
*Been bitten by a dog
--Haniko is a butthead.
*Been tackled by a dog
--and said dog stole my shoe.
*Been followed by a dog
--and couldn't get rid of any of them...for some reason,dogs are attracted to me...maybe cause I'm a dog person?
*Have cussed someone out
--several actually
*Had my heart broken in two


Still not tender.

  • Mood: Tender

Break-Up Letter thingamabob *edit*

Journal Entry: Wed Jun 18, 2008, 2:45 PM
*edit section*
This summer,I will be :+fav: ing/collecting every day of every month (as long as I can get on) It will be my summer days of favs!
You can learn a lot about me from what I fav,so check 'em out!
THINGS YOU MAY LEARN FROM MY FAVS:
what animals I like
what cars/transportation I like
what subcultures I like
what's truly me/what subculture I am


The way this works is:
Fill in the blanks in the following paragraph with the answers given for each numbered question. Tagging is not mandatory but it always makes this more fun.

Dear- your partners name- (if you're single, write John)

I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.

I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
I'm sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-


1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes don't match
gray- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister


2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
February- last year
March- when we were skinny dipping
April- when I was high on sesame seed
May- when I was shaving your legs
June- when you put handcuffs on me
July- when I threw up
August- When I saw the tiny head
September- when your dwarf bit me
October- When I was taking a walk
November- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hot dogs- in trans
other- with Mr. and Mrs. Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
gray- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out


5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
gray- John Travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- the Cookie Monster
blue- my aloe vera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larson-collection (whoever that is D8)
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bitten

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doensn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Hugable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
gray- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your high school grades


10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LAST NAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency(uh yeah..XD)
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am making a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
soda- a new life as a clone
milk- Eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
cider- a passionated interest for mice
Juice- woody alien-imitations
lemonade- your embarrassing rashes
whiskey - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- Love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck yourself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- Go to Hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Australia- Say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family for me.

Dear Tyler,
I don't know how to say this,but you're a perv.
I think I realized it when I was shaving your legs in your van,and I saw you carve your name in the crazy monk.

I'm sure you're frost-bitten enough to understand that your Honda sucks.
I'm sending back your pet rock,but I'm keeping your suicide-note as a memory.
You should know that I am making a movie about a new life as a clone.

Go to Hell,
Sam

I would never tell hikm that!But it was still fun!

  • Mood: Tender
  • Listening to: Within Destruction-As I Lay Dying

Dear Tyler....Still Need The Bottom

Journal Entry: Mon Jun 16, 2008, 7:08 PM
just some fuzzy wuzzy love coming from the goth-punk-skater girl.


Dear Tyler,

I love you.I need you.You are my love,my life,my everything.I'd give my all for you.I love you with all my heart,and I know you love me back.You've told me.But I need you all the time.I'm unlovable to everyone but you.I don't care about anyone but you.

Tyler,what would I do without you?Where would I be without you?Before you,I liked other boys,but I just didn't feel the same about them as I did with you.

As soon as I hit you in the head with that rock and you looked at me like you were going to cut me up into little pieces and hide me in the walls,I knew there was some chemistry.As soon as you watched me come down the halls at school and randomly flirted with me,I knew it was meant to be.

And I'm typing all this 'cause you're not with me right now.*cue romantic music*
I know we're both newbies at this whole "love" thing,but when you told me you loved me on the phone,it changed my view on love.

It's a crazy little thing,but I love it so much.
To feel loved,to be loved,it's a great experience for me.You're not one of those boys that flatter me to get what you want.You're truthful and sweet.Crazy and lovable.With just a pinch a wacky gangsta
Just how I like my boys!

Love,
SAM

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Okay,peoples,a little while ago I opened up 5 car requests.1 was filled,and now that I've seen Tyler today,I've got my inspiration back,so I'm re-opening the 4 unfilled slots.Feel free to browse my gallery to see examples of my cars.You will not be disappointed.

-CAR REQUESTS-OPEN!
CR SLOTS AVAILABLE:
1: OPEN
2: OPEN
3: OPEN
4: OPEN
-Open for a limited time,because I already have a request that should've been done a long time ago.
YOU MAY REQUEST ANY KIND OF CAR/COLOR/DESIGN/BG,BUT
DEPENDING ON THE COMPLEXITY WILL DETERMINE THE TIME IT TAKES TO COMPLETE IT.
Usual Time Range:
2 Days-2 Weeks
Sometimes longer;these are NOT set in stone people.
If you have ANY questions,feel free to note me,leave a comment on this journal,or email me @ must_luv_idjit@hotmail.com


Thanks & Love
:iconmust-luv-idjit: 06.05.08

  • Mood: Tender

Randomly Devious Journal Entry

Journal Entry: Sat May 24, 2008, 4:41 PM
I am proud to announce that I have started working on one of my entries for the upcoming fair,which is a long ways off at the present time.

My First Entry,Mixed Media:
-Maserati MC12XX (MC12 Corsa)
-Medium(s) used:
*Pencil,Bic 0.7 Mechanical Mini
*Uniball Vision Elite gel pen 0.7
*HP multi-purpose copy paper
*Crayola colored pencils

I shall be done soon with skunkpine3231's request that shoulda been done months ago.

I am going to be posting more pics than drawings more than likely,it seems that my artistic side is leaning toward photography instead of graphic art.And I don't know why.

  • Mood: Sweet
  • Listening to: Damages-Cherish
  • Drinking: Pepsi

Interrupting This Broadcast....

Journal Entry: Wed May 14, 2008, 1:28 PM
....to bring you news of my life!
No.1: Please See My Journals "Wanna Car?//Updates" & "CONTEST NEEDS ENTRIES//REQUESTS OPEN//V-DAY" for info on requests and my contest.

My boyfriend is not Idjit.Yeah,NOT Idjit.What happened?Nothing at all.
I'm dating Tyler now."Count Dracula" is all mine!

  • Mood: Attraction
  • Listening to: Snow (Hey Oh)-Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • Drinking: Pepsi